Hudmigcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless shark.

Hudmigcuss created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudmigcuss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudmigcuss, it will cry a lot.

Hudmigcuss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hudmigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three birds in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to horses while wearing purple shirts.

5. Never go into gray rooms.