Lat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical yak.

Lat created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Lat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near mites while wearing purple kilts and balancing three tin spheres on your feet.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always pray immersed in water.