Homrapxin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered wombat.

Homrapxin created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Homrapxin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homrapxin, he will strike you with lightening.

Homrapxin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Homrapxin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to dolphins while wearing brown boots.

5. Always stare at clouds.