Henbafgof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm bird.

Henbafgof created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henbafgof, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henbafgof, she will turn you into a plant.

Henbafgof's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Henbafgof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henbafgof.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.