Rigkimvon is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering
otter.
Rigkimvon created Africa two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rigkimvon, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Rigkimvon, it will turn you into a rock.
Rigkimvon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Rigkimvon's Holy Commandments1. Always wear blue.
2. You must love Rigkimvon.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Rigkimvon.
4. Always obey Rigkimvon's priests.
5. You must never eat lemons.