Rigkimvon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering otter.

Rigkimvon created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigkimvon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigkimvon, it will turn you into a rock.

Rigkimvon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rigkimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. You must love Rigkimvon.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rigkimvon.

4. Always obey Rigkimvon's priests.

5. You must never eat lemons.