Vinarpmig is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, tiresome
shark.
Vinarpmig created silver four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vinarpmig, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Vinarpmig, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Vinarpmig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Vinarpmig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vinarpmig on top of all buildings.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.