Vinarpmig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tiresome shark.

Vinarpmig created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinarpmig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vinarpmig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vinarpmig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vinarpmig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vinarpmig on top of all buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.