Ripartrow is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring centipede.

Ripartrow created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripartrow, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripartrow, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ripartrow's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ripartrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing black ear rings and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not kill doves.