Komsadlin is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage
dugong.
Komsadlin created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komsadlin, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Komsadlin, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Komsadlin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Komsadlin's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
2. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing white ear rings.
3. Retreat if nine snails approach from the south.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Komsadlin.
5. Never talk about shrews.