Stervolvonomtbastcisslab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow aardvark.

Stervolvonomtbastcisslab created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stervolvonomtbastcisslab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stervolvonomtbastcisslab, she will turn you into a duck.

Stervolvonomtbastcisslab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stervolvonomtbastcisslab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three rats approach from the east.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help dogs in need.