Zedsatven is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane wyrm.

Zedsatven created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedsatven, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zedsatven, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zedsatven's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zedsatven's Holy Commandments

1. Zedsatven must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always help sick eagles.