Bogdusslitmil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental capybara.

Bogdusslitmil created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdusslitmil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogdusslitmil, it will ignore you.

Bogdusslitmil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bogdusslitmil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Never eat green fruit.