Manpom Gumbonfem is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented elephant.

Manpom Gumbonfem created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manpom Gumbonfem, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Manpom Gumbonfem, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Manpom Gumbonfem's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Manpom Gumbonfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Manpom Gumbonfem three times a day.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.