Rilsigtiksab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able wolf.

Rilsigtiksab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilsigtiksab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilsigtiksab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Rilsigtiksab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rilsigtiksab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Run away from white snails, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Rilsigtiksab.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not eat cherries.