Fab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless mole.

Fab created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. You must love Fab.

5. Never leap near snakes.