Nulflaparp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced butterfly.

Nulflaparp created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Nulflaparp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nulflaparp, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nulflaparp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nulflaparp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing gray trousers.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Nulflaparp on top of important buildings.

4. Never sprint in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Do not take Nulflaparp's name in vain.