Gebbum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish dog.

Gebbum created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebbum, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gebbum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gebbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gebbum's priests.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about optics.