Sasfettam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, weak hydra.

Sasfettam created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sasfettam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasfettam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sasfettam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sasfettam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Run away from blue geese, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Sasfettam.