Rapyogran is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able finch.

Rapyogran created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapyogran, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapyogran, she will send you a sign.

Rapyogran's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rapyogran's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ants approach from the north.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.