Kimbidnart is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise manatee.

Kimbidnart created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbidnart, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kimbidnart, she will not care at all.

Kimbidnart's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kimbidnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never feed apples to geese while wearing red rings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.