Kimbidnart is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise
manatee.
Kimbidnart created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimbidnart, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kimbidnart, she will not care at all.
Kimbidnart's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Kimbidnart's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Never feed apples to geese while wearing red rings.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.