Bograncuss is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered
giraffe.
Bograncuss created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bograncuss, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Bograncuss, she will turn you into a frog.
Bograncuss' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Bograncuss' Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry manatees.
2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Bograncuss loves gulls, so they must be honoured.
5. You must pray to Bograncuss six times a day.