Sabbarnvegmapapptarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty dragon.

Sabbarnvegmapapptarp created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sabbarnvegmapapptarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sabbarnvegmapapptarp, she will be very unhappy.

Sabbarnvegmapapptarp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sabbarnvegmapapptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sabbarnvegmapapptarp.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.