Stipbusrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, quiet dolphin.

Stipbusrutt created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbusrutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipbusrutt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Stipbusrutt's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stipbusrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing dresses.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Stipbusrutt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.