Cissyarlbus is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart armadillo.

Cissyarlbus created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissyarlbus, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissyarlbus, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cissyarlbus' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cissyarlbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cissyarlbus.

3. Never wear brown rings.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.