Zogflangab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish centipede.

Zogflangab created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogflangab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zogflangab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zogflangab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Zogflangab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat limes.