Cinbinget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive lizard.

Cinbinget created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbinget, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinbinget, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cinbinget's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cinbinget's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick sheep.