Podhinjophomfedgattomnill is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able dragonfly.

Podhinjophomfedgattomnill created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Podhinjophomfedgattomnill, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podhinjophomfedgattomnill, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Podhinjophomfedgattomnill's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Podhinjophomfedgattomnill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Put Podhinjophomfedgattomnill first in all things.

3. You must love Podhinjophomfedgattomnill.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.