Jipgebhin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless snail.

Jipgebhin created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jipgebhin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipgebhin, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jipgebhin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jipgebhin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sit in the presence of cats.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never feed lemons to monkeys while wearing red hats.

5. Never write about comets.