Ligbabfud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving badger.

Ligbabfud created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbabfud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ligbabfud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ligbabfud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ligbabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never look at black holes.