Jip is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong owl.

Jip created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jip, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near seals while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if four birds approach from the south.

5. Never play with disobedient children.