Nelldapvad Xemnabjig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet pigeon.

Nelldapvad Xemnabjig created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nelldapvad Xemnabjig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nelldapvad Xemnabjig, she will be very sad.

Nelldapvad Xemnabjig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nelldapvad Xemnabjig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Nelldapvad Xemnabjig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not keep five squirrels in a large pit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nelldapvad Xemnabjig.