Bemvadwan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, able spider.

Bemvadwan created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemvadwan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemvadwan, she will turn you into a slug.

Bemvadwan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bemvadwan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bemvadwan.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bemvadwan on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.