Sawmobget is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest hedgehog.

Sawmobget created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawmobget, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawmobget, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sawmobget's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sawmobget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sawmobget on top of all buildings.