Bogvedsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tranquil rat.

Bogvedsat created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogvedsat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogvedsat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bogvedsat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bogvedsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Run away if nine goats approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Bogvedsat five times a day.

4. Never feed parsnips to capybaras while wearing brown boots.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.