Jondimgep is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain jackal.

Jondimgep created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jondimgep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jondimgep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jondimgep's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jondimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Jondimgep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.