Kapzenjig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective spider.

Kapzenjig created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapzenjig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kapzenjig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kapzenjig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kapzenjig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapzenjig.

2. Never sing in the presence of bats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.