Kimvedhenlit is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless
lobster.
Kimvedhenlit created silver five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimvedhenlit, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Kimvedhenlit, it will not care.
Kimvedhenlit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Kimvedhenlit's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill ducks.
2. Always help great tits.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.