Kimvedhenlit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless lobster.

Kimvedhenlit created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimvedhenlit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kimvedhenlit, it will not care.

Kimvedhenlit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kimvedhenlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.