Konyikkik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, narcissistic unicorn.

Konyikkik created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konyikkik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Konyikkik, it will remove you from existence.

Konyikkik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Konyikkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Do not take Konyikkik's name in vain.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.
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