Pograpcanrappadcum Kadtigvag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud fly.

Pograpcanrappadcum Kadtigvag created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pograpcanrappadcum Kadtigvag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pograpcanrappadcum Kadtigvag, it will manifest in front of you.

Pograpcanrappadcum Kadtigvag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pograpcanrappadcum Kadtigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the north.