Stikflyflow is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful penguin.

Stikflyflow created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stikflyflow, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stikflyflow, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stikflyflow's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stikflyflow's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikflyflow.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Stikflyflow's name in vain.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.