Sagbugnuttkip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty centipede.

Sagbugnuttkip created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagbugnuttkip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagbugnuttkip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sagbugnuttkip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sagbugnuttkip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Sagbugnuttkip seven times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never sit in holy places.