Gebsig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring cobra.

Gebsig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebsig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gebsig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gebsig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gebsig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gebsig first in all things.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always wear cyan.