Wanwodban is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring skunk.

Wanwodban created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanwodban, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wanwodban, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wanwodban's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wanwodban's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from gray gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Never bounce in holy places.
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