Fodsandab Gamtaflungad Rulmabwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise camel.

Fodsandab Gamtaflungad Rulmabwod created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodsandab Gamtaflungad Rulmabwod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodsandab Gamtaflungad Rulmabwod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fodsandab Gamtaflungad Rulmabwod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fodsandab Gamtaflungad Rulmabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Fodsandab Gamtaflungad Rulmabwod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.