Fumtarstip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic whale.

Fumtarstip created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumtarstip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fumtarstip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fumtarstip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fumtarstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumtarstip.