Cadbastcem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving skunk.

Cadbastcem created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadbastcem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadbastcem, he will turn you into a worm.

Cadbastcem's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cadbastcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Hide if three otters approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about comets.