Cabripzid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, idiotic snail.

Cabripzid created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabripzid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cabripzid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cabripzid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cabripzid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Hide if five monkeys approach from the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear brown coats.