Listsadtapbest is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful giraffe.

Listsadtapbest created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listsadtapbest, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Listsadtapbest, she will laugh at you.

Listsadtapbest's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Listsadtapbest's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never look in ponds.