Dutrigsan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring rhinoceros.

Dutrigsan created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Dutrigsan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutrigsan, he will turn you into a rock.

Dutrigsan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dutrigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Dutrigsan.