Tammotnabced is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, clever walrus.

Tammotnabced created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Tammotnabced, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tammotnabced, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tammotnabced's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tammotnabced's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tammotnabced.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about gravity.