Wadliklibbinlan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak deer.

Wadliklibbinlan created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadliklibbinlan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadliklibbinlan, it will be very sad.

Wadliklibbinlan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wadliklibbinlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Wadliklibbinlan.