Wadliklibbinlan is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak
deer.
Wadliklibbinlan created bats nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadliklibbinlan, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Wadliklibbinlan, it will be very sad.
Wadliklibbinlan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Wadliklibbinlan's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt tortoises.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not wear mauve clothing.
5. Worship no other gods but Wadliklibbinlan.